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Bear and Hare

Bear and Hare
03.01.2023 Category: Humor Views: 901

A Bear caught a Wolf in the forest and tells him:

- Look, I'm writing it down: "Wolf, gray, one pelt." Come to me for lunch today, I'll eat you. Understood?

- Got it.

- Any questions?

- No.

And the Wolf went with his head down.

The Bear goes on through the forest. Bear caught a Fox:

- Look, Redhead, I write down: "Fox. Redhead. Tailed. One pelt". Today you’ll come to me for a dinner, I'll eat you. Understood?

- Got it.

- Any questions?

- No.

And the Fox went in grief and sorrow.

And the Bear goes on. Caught a Hare and says to him:

- Look, Cockeyed, I write down: "Hare. White. The ears are long. One pelt". You'll come to my place for breakfast tomorrow and I'll eat you. Understood?

- Got it.

- Any questions?

- There is one.

- Ask away!

- Can I not come?

- You can. I'm crossing you off my list!

MORAL: You should never be shy to ask questions.